Tequila Berserker, by Los Cochinos

Tequila Berserker

by Los Cochinos

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1.	Tequila Berserker 04:50	lyrics	buy track
I'm born and raised on a liqueur plant Been drinking booze before mother's milk My only toys were bottles and cans I love to smash them on a stranger's head No siblings, no fam Tequila's my only friend Tequila berserker You'd better lookout Tequila berserker There is no way to stop Me when I'm drunk You'd better run Save yourself From town to town along Rio-Grande My way is covered with bodies and blood With empty bottles of tequila and with The deadly smell of poisonous alcohol No mercy, no regrets Tequila's my only friend Tequila berserker You'd better lookout Tequila berserker There is no way to stop Me when I'm drunk You'd better run. Save yourself Open the bottle and drink The liquid that powers me up Twists the mind and drives me insane No one is able to stop me I walk - you're scared Your life is useless Prepare to death Your corpse is trampled This is your last Day on the Earth I will clear the earth Of the humankind disease Then will sow the soil With agave seeds
2.	Tits or Face 03:32	lyrics	buy track
Being consists of temptations No life, no sleep, sweet pictures It clouds your mind, you're like a slave Your only thought's one stupid dilemma Searching for the perfect chick Your choice is not so big Rejected a lot of ugly shit Found a few good female forms Some faces looks allright Unideal, that's why You had to choose Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - what's your taste? Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - no time to waste Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - what will you choose? Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - no time to lose It's really hard to choose Face, legs, rack, hair and smile Good shape and sharp mind Small or big, slim or fat - Still imperfect You almost found the one But she's stupid as bum Either face is awful or zero breasts Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - what's your taste? Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - no time to waste Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - what will you choose? Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - no time to lose It's really hard to choose Trapped in the world Full of disfiguration There are no perfect girls You'll be forever in search Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - what's your taste? Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - no time to waste Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - what will you choose? Tits or face, tits or face, tits or face - no time to lose It's really hard to choose
3.	Deviant Romance 04:23	lyrics	buy track
Deep in the night Led by the starlight On the seashore Couple in love Burning in wish To get the pleasure Using insane Deviations Shame, Scorn, Disgrace, Sin Sex, Lust, Sodomy, Filth Deviant romance Is our love pefrormance Deviant romance Is our very special dance In rose petals Two fierce lovers Using their all Love gadgets Bandage and ropes Leather on skin Whips and handcuffs Lingerie, strap-on Pain, Torture, Spanking, Humulation Scream, Shit, Vibrating stick She's a woman with no soul She's got this guy in every hole He says "Let's open a champagne! I'll stick the bottle in your ass, you'll enjoy the pain" It's so fun and nice Ever since we fell in love "Oh, you'll like it baby, trust me I wanted it all my life Let's call these guys to join us To make a great gang-bang!" Deviant romance Is our love pefrormance Deviant romance Is our very special dance
4.	Cutletties 04:25	lyrics	buy track
Finally got out of prison I'm starving and abandoned Driven by the interest Of the taste of woman's flesh I'am a gallant gentleman Аsked you to lunch. You was so good in bed But will be better on my plate Guess who's on the menue Sluts - steak Children - cutletties Guess who's on the menue I'am а chef My name is Sukletin My wife is my whip hand. Helps me in the kitchen. Flays, chops and grills. If she's not, I'll eat her. This girl is gonna be tasty Will dine together with my wife She cooked a soup and a pie for me We gave a treat to our friends Drank your blood, fed my dog Buried another pack of bones Put leftovers in my fringe For onward sale Guess who's on the menue Sluts - steak Children - cutletties Guess who's on the menue I'am а chef My name is Sukletin "Hah, God's nothing for me. I am the God. I am the Devil. Actually, I do have the fear of death. But I won't die now. I have shit to do. Fuck the Last Judgement!" Crack your head with hammer The most delicious is your breasts My biggest wish a special dish - Fried little innocent babe Nobody understands I'am a сorpsman The master of knife The expert of anatomy The noble gourmet The connoisseur of cooking The last cannibal on this land Guess who's on the menue Sluts - steak Children - cutletties Guess who's on the menue I'am а chef My name is Sukletin
5.	Puta, Suka, Kurva, Bitch 03:32	lyrics	buy track
Travels, trips, lots of places New people, old friends Lots of stops all over the world Parties, drinks, pretty chicks Nice Fraulein, China doll Polish Pani, hot Senorita Neat Miss, Cher Madame Beauty Russian, cute Froken Sometimes they Look like a fuckin' whore Don't fool yourself, open your mind Just call them with one of these words Puta, suka, kurva, bitch! Puta, suka, kurva, bitch! Puta, suka, kurva, bitch! Puta, suka, kurva Bitch! Different faces, lots of shapes Several colours for your taste Various tempers and desires Your object of research You're an eternal wanderer Who examines every hole Foreign babes to explore Cultural background of the world Sometimes they Act like fuckin' whore No need to be a polyglot To learn the four main words Puta, suka, kurva, bitch! Puta, suka, kurva, bitch! Puta, suka, kurva, bitch! Puta, suka, kurva Bitch! Puta, suka, kurva, bitch! Puta, suka, kurva, bitch! Puta, suka, kurva, bitch! Puta, suka, kurva Bitch!
6.	Hell Saloon 05:45	lyrics	buy track
Come in, our doors are opened for you Take a seat, get a drink We wanna listen to your stories No matter who you are Here we're all united Outlaws are our friends Sheriff is hanging out too But you must know We are just deadmen In the Hell Saloon Our fate is drink forever We are just deadmen In the Hell Saloon 'Cause our life was cursed Yeah We're gonna stay here, no reasons to leave Undertakers can't wait our corpse No tomorrow for us, there is no right and wrong Only ways to spend the endless time Please take one more beer Your cares will fade away This piano sounds for you You're our dearest guest We are just deadmen In the Hell Saloon Our fate is drink forever We are just deadmen In the Hell Saloon 'Cause our life was cursed Drowned in drink Now you're one of us You are just deadmen In the Hell Saloon Your fate is drink forever You are just deadmen In the Hell Saloon 'Cause your life was cursed Your life was boozed
7.	Limpopo Crocodile Fucker 03:50	lyrics	buy track
Somewhere in Africa Nice little place Limpopo! Limpopo! Everyone's here in harmony With love and solidarity Limpopo! Limpopo! If you have a problem Ask the shaman for advice Listen to him He'll not lie He is the wisest If you got some sickness or damn Ask the shaman for the cure Men in Africa Loose their power Limpopo! Limpopo! Tell us the shaman What should we do? Limpopo! Limpopo! If you have an impotence You'd rape a crocodile Do it, you'll be cured That's our old tradition If you got this evil curse Go and fuck that big reptile Limpopo Don't dare to fuck it It's a really bad idea If you'll make а try Your legs will be eaten Limpopo Look at these corpses Dead legless impotents Immobilized In the river of blood Crocodiles are fed
8.	Delirium Tremens 03:37	lyrics	buy track
Light blinds the eyes Burning inside My twisted mind Impetuosly cries Mud, Stench, Angst, Shame Thrill, Rage, Fear, Pain Trying not to spit Out all my guts Every sound Drives me nuts My shaking hand Reaches the pill Swallowing it Red spots dance infront of my eyes My own pulse is thuderous My mind is embraced with Arms full of the crippling anxiety My heating brain feels Like it has been grilled Mind is crumbling Mind is crumbling
9.	Girls Without Holes 02:44	lyrics	buy track
This'is really strange mutaion Struck our land Total devastation Of the soul of a man All woman are frustrated Don't know what and why Completely speechless And can't be satisfied Helpless, Miserable, Useless, They are Girls without holes Girls without holes Girls without holes Girls Pathetic pieces of meat Walk our land Lost ability to fit In the society of men Learned a tough lession In no case you ought To understimate The importance of the hole Helpless, Cuntless, Useless, They are Girls without holes Girls without holes Girls without holes Girls

credits

released December 19, 2020

Stanislav "Zvukolov" Litviniuk - git, vox
Roman Mogilner - bass
Theodor Borovski - drums

mixed and mastered by Vladimir Lehtinen at BLASTBEAR SOUND
vocals recorded by Konstantin Tkachev @ HELLCRAFT STUDIO
artwork by Darius Alas